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Friday, March 28, 2008

Round 2 footytipping with Boarking

Your favourite boar got seven in round one, so listen up:

LIONS Not sure, so go with home team and against PIES ‘cos we hate them

DOGS Will absolute maul the hapless DEES. Might take a financial interest in this game it’s money for old rope

CROWS Another when in doubt go home team

SAINTS Another no brainer, but a very slight chance they could muck it up

HAWKS FREO slight favourites, but you can’t argue with a 300+% can you?

SYDNEY Should all be shot for their hideous game plan, however should account for PORT at home

ESSENDON Go bombers! Heart ruling head here a bit, but we are a genuine chance (say about 25%)

NORTH After last week, my “always tip against TIGERS” policy is under review. However I’ll stick with it this week, I go with the majority that the Kangas will bounce back (though not massively confident)

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Footy & stuff

An alter-ego got this message:

"Hi Boarking AlterEgo,

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We want to make it simple to get others to join your competition. Just forward the below link to your tippers. Yep, that's it.

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Regards


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Take heed, because footy matters, it's free and the prizes are great (not)

The Boarking tip the season before it begins has adopted essentially the following philosophy:

Tip the home team, except always tip Essendon (mad loyalty), always tip against Richmond (good sense)

Friday, March 7, 2008

God and stuff

Folk used to say,

"Cleanliness is next to Godliness"

What this means to atheists such as myself is:

"Cleanliness is next to impossible"

No wonder my house is such a pigsty.

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If I do manage to clean my house, will that prove the existence of God?

Discuss.