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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Bad poetry corner

The following is based on a true story, and contains a made-up word, like any good-bad poem should:

Emily, X-Ray technician
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Oh, Emily, Emily, Emily,
You make my heart all tremor-ly.

Your machine took a picture of my teeth,
For the erudition of my dentist, Keith.

You bid me to stay quite still,
But my heart did what it will,

That is to say, it was tremor-ly,
For an X-ray tech called Emily.