For Boarking, one simple sentence, two very difficult resolutions:
Less alcohol, more nookie.
I only came up with the idea on the 2nd, those who were with me at midnight on NYE would vouch that I was in no state to consider resolutions then, or indeed put together coherent thoughts regarding basic motor functions, nevermind any higher order conceptual thinking. However, since the 2nd, we've had good success on the first part of the resolution, though of course none on the second...
But fair play, it's not even weekend yet.
The nookie rules:
A partner should be a consenting adult not receiving direct financial payment for their service.
A partner should preferably be human, female & possessing some attractive qualities. However, if the months pass with little success, Boarking may relax some or all of these requirements.
The alcohol strategy:
No rules, no real target, merely a strategy of DIY hypno-therapy, a silent mantra along the lines of, "I'm so over alcohol." Say it a lot, cycling along or whatever. Say it when you don't feel it. I've no idea if it will work but it's doing alright in it's early stages.
Mind, it's not even weekend yet.
I've no nookie strategy, one option could be joining a weirdy big bonking free loving religious sect like the Children of God, hard for an atheist though. Maybe a silent mantra for this too: "I'm so sexy boy!" I might get the giggles though.
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Post-Saturday-Night-Update:
The above was written last week but not posted due to technical difficulties. This means I can now comment post the first weekend test.
Partial success on point one, best described as "bit less tipsy than usual" though I did stack my pushbike on the way home.
Some progress perhaps on point two, to wit a phone number freely given without the relaxing of any requirements. Still, best not count a chicken when we're just looking at an egg!
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"But fair play, it's not even weekend yet."
ReplyDeleteyeah, but NY Day was a holiday, and the "only getting nookie on the weekend" is for much later, after you settle down and move in together